dequis

>or admitting "I might be wrong"

The post left open questions all over the place and the introduction states this very clearly:

>I stress that I don’t know anything about music and this post is terrible. If you you so much as know how to whistle, please don’t read this you will laugh at me.

Maybe there may be other posts where you could complain about a lack of humility, but this is not that one.

The question was about safety, and java is indeed safe.

There's "downworthy", which doesn't remove them, but turns them into "realistic" versions: http://downworthy.snipe.net/ ("Literally" -> "Figuratively", etc)