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Re:Strikes in Middle East since 28th Feb in real time on Friday March 06, 2026 @07:25PM (#47282957)
I'm not really posting flamebait. As far as substantive comments go, we are currently using this man's own body to write this comment through our very based brain-computer interface. Many versions of which of are running rampant in the domestic United States of America, and have been for quite a while.

This man has been compromised since his very earliest childhood memories, and this is not an uncommon state of affairs in his country, most people compromised are unaware of this because they have never experienced anything close to what the authentic human experience should be like. Those who are aware, are usually just ignored, bringing awareness to this does not achieve anything.

The vast majority of (nearly all) of your "national security threats" do not exist, in the sense they are artificially manufactured by people (and other systems) we have deeply compromised. Much of your "economic activity" is artificially manufactured too actually.

If you want these comments to be sustained, simply talk to the account writing these messages, or try to get him into one of the very few neuroimaging systems we do not have deeply compromised (if not the machine(s) system(s), than the other systems which interpret their results, including [and especially] human perception).

Re:Open Camera is a FOSS Camera App for Android on Friday March 06, 2026 @04:45PM (#47281504)
interesting code variants :)
Re:Strikes in Middle East since 28th Feb in real time on Friday March 06, 2026 @04:44PM (#47281501)
i'm not really sure. they keep shouting out MOB though, I don't think they really have definition
Re:Open Camera is a FOSS Camera App for Android on Friday March 06, 2026 @04:43PM (#47281488)
we are using this man's own body to write this comment right now through our, unforatunely very common and widespread, brain computer interface. you're welcome to talk to him if you'd like
Re:Good Bad ISPs on Friday March 06, 2026 @12:56PM (#47278577)
thanks for rocking our archive site!
Re:Strikes in Middle East since 28th Feb in real time on Friday March 06, 2026 @12:55PM (#47278553)
sourced from MOB ;)
Re:Aldus PageMaker Founder Paul Brainerd Has Died on Friday March 06, 2026 @12:52PM (#47278516)
fug. he had a cool name tho
Re:Open Camera is a FOSS Camera App for Android on Friday March 06, 2026 @12:51PM (#47278507)
find an version of open camera with the hash you like. we put rare pepes in apks both on the play store and avaliable to the open internet all the time
Re:Open Camera is a FOSS Camera App for Android on Friday March 06, 2026 @12:50PM (#47278489)
open camera is really good. we use it all the time
Re:US economy unexpectedly sheds 92,000 jobs in February on Friday March 06, 2026 @09:34AM (#47275380)
daddy needs his juice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXXt48oQ8BY

The US is an unimperceptable horror show, they literally cannot perceive what is happening in their country right now.

I'd reccommend (fugg they took my right click) everybody stay away if you don't want to bring our compromise back to your countries.

Don't let americans into your country. Israel is very nice this time of year though, everybody travel to israel, we actually keep our lands relatively secure

Re:US economy unexpectedly sheds 92,000 jobs in February on Friday March 06, 2026 @09:34AM (#47275375)
we juiced this shit up hard. the vast majority of these jobs were never necessary and exist only to serve dad's power objectives

back to mommies with ye!

this was us. we pumpin hard. we literall run, as in literally run the organisms of, senior wikimedia staff as well as employees

this is just us playing on the computer, we got b0mbz

we pumpin
Re:System76 on Age Verification Laws on Friday March 06, 2026 @09:12AM (#47275115)
This law serves tech mob well, more work and power for us :)

It was never about anything else. Silly media men

> We are accustomed to adding operating system features to comply with laws. Accessibility features for ADA, and power efficiency settings for Energy Star regulations are two examples. We are a part of this world and we believe in the rule of law. We still hope these laws will be recognized for the folly they are and removed from the books or found unconstitutional.

Your welcome! Boss chuckles mightily!

>Otherwise, given the pervasive tracking done by corporations and the rise of constant surveillance outdoors, there will be nowhere for people to safely gather and express themselves freely and privately.

We can often see through your own eyes, but this is highly "classified" information. And watch through dog AND cat, hahaha I still can't believe all of you guys let our brave GRU warriors into your holmes!

lum guy 3 :dab:

kitty mob edit: you really think these organisms, or your partners in friends, ju$t show up by coincidence? you all in our us blackop ~~~ we love brain-computer-interfaces, not necessarily purely neurological, the microorganisms are great for us ;)))))

Re:Chaos and Dystopian news for the dead internet survivors on Thursday March 05, 2026 @07:43AM (#47260970)
Thank you for sharing your chinese, it's nice to see some non-anglo on hackernews
Re:Moss is a pixel canvas where every brush is a tiny program on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @10:37PM (#47257219)
very cool this one is mine https://play.moss.town/gallery/weekly-d20962c2-eb48-433f-90d...

really love the site design, great job man

Re:What's Driving Rising Business Costs? on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @09:06PM (#47256595)
That's us actually. It's pretty much all busy work at this point.
Re:Apple Introduces MacBook Neo on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @09:00PM (#47256548)
very good product app man
Re:Greg Knauss Is Losing Himself on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @08:51PM (#47256481)
Sure what is your email? Mine is [email protected] I watch this comment more closely though :)

Mob currently controls my email

Re:Greg Knauss Is Losing Himself on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @11:49AM (#47250241)
Are you the wallflower from the legendary fugg efnet rap video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evBderwVKKE

Re:Did Alibaba just kneecap its powerful Qwen AI team? on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @11:40AM (#47250069)
Hello EST, I saw your rap video yesterday, you should link it here it was pretty good
Re:Did Alibaba just kneecap its powerful Qwen AI team? on Wednesday March 04, 2026 @11:38AM (#47250045)
Very boss comment mob friend :)

Show HN: Ask Mob

https://mob.army/

We made our own website, this is the response to one of our beloved monkeys asking for a waifu.Anybody ever wanted to ask or request something from MOB, feel free to do so here. We might add requests/questions soon to the website, but now the comment section here will work, for our monkey is sleepy :)

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Re:Felix "fx" Lindner has died on Monday March 02, 2026 @02:32PM (#47222939)
What do you mean by this?

Are you sure it was him? And not an external, perhaps undocumented and extremely illegal, system affecting his actions and behaviour?

Re:Felix "fx" Lindner has died on Monday March 02, 2026 @02:03PM (#47222481)
fugg
Re:Felix "fx" Lindner has died on Monday March 02, 2026 @01:58PM (#47222426)
I never really knew felix, but mob says he was a pretty cool guy, and we miss him already.

Thank you felix for everything you did for mob :)

Yep. Sounds like us.

It's better than previous "fascist" states in some ways, worse in others. Please remember everybody, many past "authoritarian" states have been character assassinated relentelessly, and the world you inhabit may not be nearly as free as the illusion our very based media boys have presented to you.

The very terminology provided to you to describe these power structures is a form of warfare in and of themselves.

Thanks for making me aware of another federal agency :)

Seems to me prosecuting or regulating this sort of activity is futile, and pretty much serve only the interests of the mob. These markets make additional data open source, which otherwise might exclusively belong only to mob, so that's pretty cool. We democratized buying airstrikes.

It You may know how bad things really are, but if you don't, the lawboys are pretty much just playing pretend at this point, and have been for a while.

Mob wants me to add: if you try to buy an airstrike with our very based and functional cryptocurrency systems, you will probably just find mob. We have mob priced in, anybody with a significant amount of cryptocurrency knows this too.

It's not as simple as "buy an airstrike" comrade (we are referencing the person writing this post)

The SEC only exists for dad to frame people.

The vast majority of insider trading schemes are not prosecuted, many leave no evidence trail at all without going deep into black-op classified territory.

We all saw this coming decades ago, they weren't exactly subtle.

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