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Legal personhood for software and autonomous companies are already possible
(I also get the reference in your username, btw. I don't know if it's obscure or not, but I don't see it often.)
As for "money has already exchanged hands," that can be true of any Ponzi scheme as well. When we talk of "old" and "new" money in a Ponzi investment scheme, we don't mean two literally segregated categories. You might have some old money and some new money at the same time.
It's different from startup in that a startup's shares increase in value, at least theoretically, on the likelihood of future dividends from the company. Startups can have bubbles or be Ponzi schemes too, but if they're indeed successful, they can earn money, and that money (or at least the bet that it will materialize) is a basis for sound investment by passive third parties who have capital.
Bitcoins increase in value only if you can sell them to future owners who are willing to pay more than you did. It's not quite a Ponzi scheme, but it has all of the important characteristics of one: old money is paid back from the new, and the value increases only on the hope that you can involve more new money.
I sign onto most of what is written here: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/view_from_ch...
I think the technology is great. The technology itself gives absolutely no reason for those who don't own bitcoins (in the main block chain) to buy them for any value.
I can see how relatively small amounts of money could be invested into Bitcoins as speculation or just play. Several tens of millions of dollars have presumably been transferred to Bitcoin holders so far, in the aggregate. But many people are investing on claims that a single bitcoin will eventually be worth $10,000, $100,000, or $1 million. For that to happen, the world would have to transfer massive wealth to the early adopters, as this early adopter explains:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=175833.msg1830933#ms...
Why would anyone do that rather than setting up an alternative? Massive delusions are possible, but it seems far more likely that the claim that a bitcoin will be worth $10,000 will start to seem ludicrous to everyone, as it obviously is.
After that, why would anyone buy a bitcoin for $100, or even $30 or $10? There's little practical use for them other than drugs or illegal gambling. And they're hardly worth speculatively buying at $100 just so that they could be sold at $120 or $150.
It's got to die eventually, unless everyone decide that they don't mind depreciating the value of everything else just so that the early adopters of this scheme can have untold wealth dumped into their laps. It's a fascinating technology, but that doesn't mean the speculative delusion will last forever.
Pyramid scheme? Just so. Of course, to some degree so is gold -- but gold has a much wider existing distribution (compared to Bitcoin), a much deeper history, and backers far more significant, both intellectually and financially, than the childish ideologues of bitcointalk.org.
First, Bitcoin isn't actually decentralized. It's not a true open-source community of developers; the core group is tiny, and few others are knowledgeable about the protocol, which is poorly documented. Remove the mainline client and you'd destroy Bitcoin. The exchanges are hugely centralized. Exceedingly few people use Bitcoin for anything else other than buying and selling dollars, and there's only one place to do that in any volume - an unregulated Japanese exchange of questionable legality.
Second, Bitcoin is extremely vulnerable to denial-of-service attacks, both network-based (even the original developers were aware of this) and as a result of the higher-level Bitcoin protocol itself. The best analyst on these matters, someone using the label "ComputerScientist" at, among other places, Ben Laurie's blog (links.org) estimated that it would cost less than $1 million to topple the system without even any cleverness - just by obtaining a majority of the "legitimate" hashing power of the network.
Third, though this is more speculative, most people don't like to engage in financial crime; it's not psychologically the same thing as downloading a CD or a television show. Nobody thinks they're supporting significantly illicit activity by downloading some music that otherwise would have cost them $7. People can be easily persuaded -- rightly -- that they're supporting money laundering, significantly illegal and immoral purchases, and so on using Bitcoin. Indeed, because Bitcoin is essentially unneeded for legitimate transactions (and probably can't compete in the long term on transaction fees with other legitimate payments systems), its primary use aside from speculation is currently illegal activity, and there's no reason to think that will change.
You're right about limiting damage from a 50% attack, however. Of course, you could agree in advance on an amount of time the majority of hashing power would have to assert that an upgrade was needed, but it's possible that would raise other problems. It may be that there's no good way to handle upgrades without an out-of-band mechanism, but if so, that counts as a strike against Bitcoin, not one in its favor.
You could tie an upgrade of the protocol to a consensus by a majority (or perhaps supermajority, if you're clever) of mining strength. Or you could try to give up the total decentralization of Bitcoin, given that it's an illusion anyway and the source of most of the expense, security problems, and unwieldiness that will come to haunt the protocol.
If that requirement is removed, anything that's (1) useful, (2) hard to do, and (3) easy to check could satisfy. Searching for Mersenne primes could work, for example.
That said, the need for proof-of-work comes only from Bitcoin's arbitrary design criterion of full decentralization. It's an academically interesting criterion but one that is almost certainly too expensive in practice for nearly all applications. Eliminate full decentralization and, even if you allow practically useful forms of decentralization, you get a much simpler, easier-to-defend, secure, and cheaper system. Even if Bitcoin plods along under its current speculative bubble, there's very little reason to think it will be able to compete successfully with other payment systems on transaction fees, because in the long term, those transaction fees will need to pay for all the proof of work.
It does seem to need a punchline. Perhaps a zoom out to a larger group of people saying "Bitcoin Rally!" sitting on piles of Bitcoins that they're compulsively counting.
(Ignore for the moment that, though the dollar did decline in value from 2002 to 2008, it's actually not clear what it's currently doing; it may be experiencing deflation itself.)
The irritating and incorrect thing about this anger is that nobody's forced to hold the currency that they're upset at. Even for "fiat currency" that needs to be used to pay taxes or offset debts, nothing requires that it be held long-term and thus subject any individual to inflation. Choosing to experience inflation in a government's currency is thus, in all modern governments, an investment choice like any other investment choice. Many people hedge against inflation, and it's very easy for any even moderately aware investor to do this. The argument that Bitcoin's needed even partly because people have no way to avoid the oppressive inflation of a corrupt regime is, basically, economic, financial, and political nonsense.
I'm not saying there's no reason to be interested in Bitcoin other than personal financial motives. The technology is legitimately interesting, but not nearly enough to have gotten the marketing push that it's gotten, particularly here. Only one thing explains that: the selfish incentives that the current implementation of Bitcoin provides. (Well, or extremist ideology.)
The thing is, people on the Bitcoin forums talk as if they have no idea how to set up a decent bank account. It's not hard. I do a substantial amount of banking and can't remember the last time I paid a bank fee. (Obviously you're correct that merchants do pay credit-card fees and thus that some of the prices I pay are affected by merchant fees, but I get services for that too.)
The Bitcoin marketers do something that's increasingly transparent: they (intentionally?) confuse the hypothetical with the real. A system based on the Bitcoin technology could theoretically be something more than a scam. But the right response to that is "so what?" because in practice, the present system is exactly a scam. It's exactly, as you say, the same as tulip bulbs.
There's a simple reason for this. There are only three kinds of people who buy Bitcoins at present: (1) idealists, ideologues, and experimenters; (2) criminals; and (3) speculators.
The first category is simple; it consists of the libertarian and anarchist extremists who simply like the idea of Bitcoin; they perceive it as threatening governments, fulfilling some fuzzy vision they have in their heads of following in John Galt's footsteps, fostering delusional hopes of a new world order. Read the Bitcoin forums to get a sense of these people; they're crazy enough that you worry about their psychological health, saying things like "I wouldn't pay taxes even if that would be the only way to get a starving welfare baby food" and "I reject all human morality and law." This fringe group is small, however, and marginal, and fortunately they don't have a lot of money. And this group has pretty much been exhausted; how many technologically savvy anarcho-extremists are there who haven't already gotten involved with Bitcoin, and how much money will the remainder contribute? (This category also includes what I call "experimenters" -- people who put in $20 to see how the technology works, etc. That's not objectionable, but it's not a big group either.)
The second group are people who want to buy illegal things, launder money, and avoid taxes. You get people like Jon Matonis suggesting that Bitcoins would be useful to make tax-free payments, even though of course the laws in almost all countries don't agree. You presumably get child pornographers on Tor and so forth. This group will hopefully invite regulation, and also, since they're just trading with Bitcoins, they won't do much to increase their value long-term.
The third group are simply people who want to buy it at $X and sell it at $X+n, hoping to convince someone else to pay the $n.
That's literally all there is. Nobody needs Bitcoin for trade. There's nothing legal (and indeed there's probably even nothing illegal) you can buy with Bitcoins that you can't buy with established currency. Maybe there are a handful of things it'll be useful for in a hypothetical future, like making donations to Wikileaks for those so inclined, but even that can't be done now. Even the EFF doesn't want it.
And the system is promoted without any regard for its weaknesses. Bitcoin transaction fees are expensive when making transfers internal to the system (it recently cost me $3 to transfer $1000 internal to the Bitcoin system as an experiment). In converting currency and making trades, the fees and spreads are typically exorbitant, and you face unreliability, potentially dishonest trading partners, and wildly fluctuating exchange rates. The environmental cost is mounting and needs to be paid for by dwindling subsidies for block generation and, eventually, increased transaction fees. The system is facing talk of increasing regulation, fortunately.
So I have no problem calling people who talk as if the price of a Bitcoin will forever rise -- much less forever rise exponentially -- "scam artists." That's exactly what they are.
The problem is that these analogies neglect all context and substance. Just because some schemes that benefit early adopters aren't scams doesn't mean that all such schemes aren't scams. Just because not everything called a "currency" isn't dishonest doesn't mean that this one isn't being marketed dishonestly and without regard to the people who will lose money as a result.
What's different between Bitcoin and gold? Bitcoin has very limited history, whereas gold has a much deeper history. Gold doesn't face existential security problems; Bitcoin has faced security compromises (such as an integer overflow in the block chain) even in its short history, and these compromises have had to be corrected using out-of-band mechanisms. The Bitcoin market is tiny, subject to market manipulation, and operates through unregulated and probably illegitimate exchanges. Finally, people buy gold without most people who own it spending a good chunk of their time promoting it dishonestly to others.
Alone, that's just speculation. Backed by a massive marketing push that doesn't convey the right message to the public, it's functionally indistinguishable from a pyramid scheme.
I'd also be afraid of having my assets frozen if I transferred money to and from Mt. Gox or the other exchanges. To use Britcoin, for example, you need to send and receive money from an individual developer -- that is, from his individual account. There's not necessarily protection for his transferees if it turns out that he, willingly or not, was engaging in money laundering.
One additional thing that bothers me about the Bitcoin "community" at present is that they are engaged in an active and deceptive attempt to sanitize their public image. For example, in a Gawker story about drugs, Jeff Garzik, a core developer, inaccurately commented that Bitcoin could not be used to purchase anything anonymously. He surely knows that it wouldn't be difficult to do so; he appears simply to have been underplaying a regulatory risk that the currency faces in order to get part of the public on his side.
Bitcoin == marketing. It has very good marketing on its side, even if the marketing is in some sense "open source" and communal. In that sense, it's very interesting sociologically. But it's, at core, a deception in practice.