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Re:Aqua: A CLI message tool for AI agents on Sunday February 22, 2026 @11:19PM (#47118078)
For emphasis. Something sorely lacking in the AI Fraud Circus is the emphasis on that Fraud.
Or you could just read your daughters bed time stories yourself, instead of burning the Planet Earth and Humanity in the process. You love making Scam Altman rich don't you? Keep worshiping those "AI AGENTS.MD".
Re:NanoClaw Moved from Apple Containers to Docker on Sunday February 22, 2026 @11:06PM (#47117983)
Everyone and their Uncle Bob have been scrambling to leverage LLM Agents for Process/Task/Message Scheduling and Orchestration with Durable Execution. They have been worshiping Peter Steinberger as their champion and the God of LLM Agents. While Temporal.IO has quietly partnered with Apple to Schedule and Orchestrate all of their services with Durable Execution. It's funny how everyone assumes that using Inference for Deterministic Tasks like Mathematics and Compiler Optimization is a good idea. Reality doesn't agree. Wasting Electricity and Precious Minerals for Inference Compute is Reality. Compilers and Schedulers are deterministic, your LLM is not. You cannot infer Mathematics and assume the correct answer, we have Calculators and Compilers for a reason. Scheduling Algorithms have existed since the 1950's just like Inference Algorithms. Let me introduce you to a few of my friends: Make, Task, Dagu, Windmill, Rivet, Inngest, OVH/uTask, OVH/cds, Restate, Woodpecker CI, Erlang BEAM VM, Gradle, Zig Build, Cargo, Linux Package Managers, Bazel... Shall I go on? Keep your AGENTS.MD, we have Temporal.IO at home. Thank you for your Contributions to Open Source Maxim Fateev. Betting the US Economy on LLM Chat Bots was a bad idea my beautiful friends. Remember Elizabeth Holmes, Mortgage Backed Securities? Scam Altman must be laughing from his Tower of Evil right now...
Re:Aqua: A CLI message tool for AI agents on Sunday February 22, 2026 @11:03PM (#47117960)
Everyone and their Uncle Bob have been scrambling to leverage LLM Agents for Process/Task/Message Scheduling and Orchestration with Durable Execution. They have been worshiping Peter Steinberger as their champion and the God of LLM Agents. While Temporal.IO has quietly partnered with Apple to Schedule and Orchestrate all of their services with Durable Execution. It's funny how everyone assumes that using Inference for Deterministic Tasks like Mathematics and Compiler Optimization is a good idea. Reality doesn't agree. Wasting Electricity and Precious Minerals for Inference Compute is Reality. Compilers and Schedulers are deterministic, your LLM is not. You cannot infer Mathematics and assume the correct answer, we have Calculators and Compilers for a reason. Scheduling Algorithms have existed since the 1950's just like Inference Algorithms. Let me introduce you to a few of my friends: Make, Task, Dagu, Windmill, Rivet, Inngest, OVH/uTask, OVH/cds, Restate, Woodpecker CI, Erlang BEAM VM, Gradle, Zig Build, Cargo, Linux Package Managers, Bazel... Shall I go on? Keep your AGENTS.MD, we have Temporal.IO at home. Thank you for your Contributions to Open Source Maxim Fateev. Betting the US Economy on LLM Chat Bots was a bad idea my beautiful friends. Remember Elizabeth Holmes, Mortgage Backed Securities? Scam Altman must be laughing from his Tower of Evil right now...
Everyone and their Uncle Bob have been scrambling to leverage LLM Agents for Process/Task/Message Scheduling and Orchestration with Durable Execution. They have been worshiping Peter Steinberger as their champion and the God of LLM Agents. While Temporal.IO has quietly partnered with Apple to Schedule and Orchestrate all of their services with Durable Execution. It's funny how everyone assumes that using Inference for Deterministic Tasks like Mathematics and Compiler Optimization is a good idea. Reality doesn't agree. Wasting Electricity and Precious Minerals for Inference Compute is Reality. Compilers and Schedulers are deterministic, your LLM is not. You cannot infer Mathematics and assume the correct answer, we have Calculators and Compilers for a reason. Scheduling Algorithms have existed since the 1950's just like Inference Algorithms. Let me introduce you to a few of my friends: Make, Task, Dagu, Windmill, Rivet, Inngest, OVH/uTask, OVH/cds, Restate, Woodpecker CI, Erlang BEAM VM, Gradle, Zig Build, Cargo, Linux Package Managers, Bazel... Shall I go on? Keep your AGENTS.MD, we have Temporal.IO at home. Thank you for your Contributions to Open Source Maxim Fateev. Betting the US Economy on LLM Chat Bots was a bad idea my beautiful friends. Remember Elizabeth Holmes, Mortgage Backed Securities? Scam Altman must be laughing from his Tower of Evil right now...
Re:Temporal.io is the AGENTS.MD you needed all along on Friday February 20, 2026 @08:08AM (#47087545)
Everyone and their Uncle Bob have been scrambling to leverage LLM Agents for Process/Task/Message Scheduling and Orchestration with Durable Execution. They have been worshiping Peter Steinberger as their champion and the God of LLM Agents. While Temporal.IO has quietly partnered with Apple to Schedule and Orchestrate all of their services with Durable Execution. It's funny how everyone assumes that using Inference for Deterministic Tasks like Mathematics and Compiler Optimization is a good idea. Reality doesn't agree. Wasting Electricity and Precious Minerals for Inference Compute is Reality. Compilers and Schedulers are deterministic, your LLM is not. You cannot infer Mathematics and assume the correct answer, we have Calculators and Compilers for a reason. Scheduling Algorithms have existed since the 1950's just like Inference Algorithms. Let me introduce you to a few of my friends: Make, Task, Dagu, Windmill, Rivet, Inngest, OVH/uTask, OVH/cds, Restate, Woodpecker CI, Erlang BEAM VM, Gradle, Zig Build, Cargo, Linux Package Managers, Bazel... Shall I go on? Keep your AGENTS.MD, we have Temporal.IO at home. Thank you for your Contributions to Open Source Maxim Fateev. Betting the US Economy on LLM Chat Bots was a bad idea my beautiful friends. Remember Elizabeth Holmes, Mortgage Backed Securities? Scam Altman must be laughing from his Tower of Evil right now...

Show HN: A Data Interchange Format

https://github.com/HyaenaTechnologies/configuration/blob/main/documentation/data-interchange.md

I have designed a Data Interchange Format to replace JSON, YAML, TOML, XML, Protocol Buffers, SQL and HTTP. This was achieved by splitting the design between a Dynamically Typed Syntax and a Statically Typed Syntax. The Dynamically Typed Syntax is for Configuration, Dynamic Data Storage and Low-Performance Network Communication (HTTP). The Statically Typed Syntax is for Inter-Process...

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