CrushItNerds519
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If you were to consider carefully enough the language example that I gave, you would see that it already refutes your speculation.
Another way would be to apply your argument to humans, who have managed to be useful despite having been trained only on (a broader class of) semantics (i.e., the sum of all qualia) and the logical imperfections that this entails (cf. your comments).
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As for the speculation itself, e.g., “as soon as you merge two subjects, you are right back to gambling semantics as logic”, it may be suggestive to consider that such models have learned to translate between English and French after having only trained on the two languages separately.
The first, pointed out already by gavagai691, is that it is not known that "every L-function" is "standard" (this is a major open problem in the Langlands program).
The second is that the general "subconvexity problem" asks for a nontrivial estimate not only for each fixed L-function as its argument varies, but more generally as the L-function itself varies. The general case of the problem remains open.