Chingers

Frankly I don't see this happening before the year of the Depend Adult Undergarment

This is not true, article five allows for freedom of opinion, which is very different.

There is a company that already does this, they use it to track ships that turn off their transponders or AIS systems. I think it was shared on hn recently, but I can't find the article anymore

The laminating process would probably blacken the entire paper