The use of the word "game" to describe interactive media is an unfortunate one, largely because your reaction is understandable through the parsing of the word--though you must couple it with aggressive rejection of context, as you have in this case, to find strict parsing to be a good way to derive meaning.

Or, put another way: I don't think your distaste for what other people think of the potential of a piece of art oozes through quite sufficiently. Could you perhaps try to be a little bit more of a jerk about it, while doing even more to assume facts not in evidence?

Thanks in advance.

"This looks" - "The gameplay's going to be" - "it's probably going to" - "it's not going to be"

and the closing fireworks

"I can't believe"

It must be awesome to know what it takes to make you Beliebe in.