It's not fair to say "privacy is dead", but I think it's safe to say "browser fingerprint evasion is dead". Solutions to easily and selectively block unsavory companies and networks (ad or otherwise) while letting users allow some things, like uBlock and uMatrix, are probably the only feasible solutions.
[1] https://www.chromium.org/Home/chromium-security/client-ident... (This still isn't a totally comprehensive list)
It's possible to probe the users history even though getComputedStyle doesn't give it away anymore.
See page 6 of this article: http://www.contextis.com/documents/2/Browser_Timing_Attacks....
Obviously turning off Javascript prevents these types of things to some extent, but even then there are ways: https://www.nds.rub.de/media/nds/veroeffentlichungen/2014/07...
The web is just not designed with preventing information leaks in mind.
This is something everyone should be encouraging - unfortunately, browser vendors seem to be slowly removing and/or making more opaque any configurability, in the name of "simplicity". I agree it certainly is simpler to not think about web tracking or privacy at all, but perhaps these are things worth thinking about.