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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by staunch on Saturday July 11, 2015 @09:49PM (#9872307)
I immediately assume China and/or Russia are working on a World War III plan. Dossiers are being built to help carry out the targeted and synchronized assassination of tens of thousands of key U.S. military personnel by sleeper cell agents during a coordinated world-wide attack.
Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by fixermark on Sunday July 12, 2015 @07:57AM (#9873197)
I would assume the U.S. has a similar operational plan. In times of peace, it is a functioning military's job to plan for war.

One key difference is that the U.S. is already testing the technology and process necessary to carry out such an operation---reference the drone strike.

Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by akshatpradhan on Sunday July 12, 2015 @01:25PM (#9874161)
We should start taking compliance seriously.
Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by jackweirdy on Sunday July 12, 2015 @04:02AM (#9872865)
Why would either of them do that, though?
Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by camillomiller on Sunday July 12, 2015 @04:15AM (#9872885)
You don't need any why like that to write a successful novel!
Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by logicallee on Sunday July 12, 2015 @08:04AM (#9873214)
I second this! staunch, get cracking.
Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by MichaelCrawford on Sunday July 12, 2015 @08:12PM (#9875610)
Why go all to all that trouble when all they require is a few backhoes?