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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by gesman on Saturday July 11, 2015 @06:35PM (#9871824)
Startup idea: apologeticpressrelease.com

Just input corporation, firm or department name.

Select multiselect dropdown "what you take very seriously".

Select number of "employees|customers|people" (pick one) that will get free credit monitoring.

Select for how long.

Press [Submit]

Input payment information.

Press release automatically issued.

(we( at )?|CORP_NAME) take your (data|privacy|security|information) very seriously

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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by redwards510 on Saturday July 11, 2015 @11:06PM (#9872456)
Don't forget to mention that the malware used was "extremely sophisticated".
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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by jagermo on Sunday July 12, 2015 @01:28AM (#9872670)
"not yet sure if there is a nation behind it, as it seems to be too advanced for everyday hackers"
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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by s_kilk on Sunday July 12, 2015 @05:41AM (#9873019)
"I dunno, try 'Passw0rd1!' or something"

"OMG we're in!"

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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by thearn4 on Saturday July 11, 2015 @06:59PM (#9871889)
If I owned a credit monitoring company, this is a service that I might be cynical enough to offer.
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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by Yhippa on Saturday July 11, 2015 @08:08PM (#9872050)
You're going to put a lot of PR people out of jobs with that.
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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by aaronem on Saturday July 11, 2015 @11:39PM (#9872502)
The preferred SV term is "disrupt".
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Re:Army National Guard announces data breach by SlalomStallone on Sunday July 12, 2015 @01:55AM (#9872711)
That's okay, they can all go work for Donald Trump.
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