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Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by netcan on Monday June 29, 2015 @07:02AM (#9797364)
Sounds like you're suggesting that instead of doing a headcount for population growth, we should be looking at biomass. Interesting. This would mace sense for big mac economics and the newly founded field of coke economics.
Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by deciplex on Monday June 29, 2015 @09:28AM (#9797896)
Yes. GDP per capita is a meaningless statistic - what we want to know is GDP per kilogram. Likewise, American productivity as measured per worker is a meaningless statistic, but the productivity of the American worker-kilogram will determine our global competitiveness.

It makes sense when you think about it. Measuring things at the level of an individual implies some sort of "consciousness", but we're learning in neuroscience/philosophy class that consciousness is mostly an illusion. I mean, our brains are made of meat. How can meat be conscious?

Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by netcan on Monday June 29, 2015 @09:44AM (#9797983)
Never mind how! If meat can be conscious.. lets just say it can for the moment.. than it stands to reason that more meat can be more conscious. They're growing more, bigger meat all the time! Maybe if their meatbodies get big enough... Nevermind, this is stupid.. yep, you're right... meat can't be conscious... I know I know. I got carried away.
Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by jeffbr13 on Monday June 29, 2015 @12:04PM (#9798923)
relevant: THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT <http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html>
Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by ptaipale on Monday June 29, 2015 @10:12AM (#9798155)
Besides, we could solve the world's energy problems by burning idiots - they are renewable, and often contain lots of fat.
Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by netcan on Monday June 29, 2015 @11:04AM (#9798520)
This solves the matrix plot hole!
Re:Why Coke Cost a Nickel for 70 Years (2012) by carbocation on Monday June 29, 2015 @08:35AM (#9797640)
Your typo ("this would mace sense") is actually quite topical, because MACE stands for "major adverse cardiac events".