My point was: either answer is obviously wrong. You can't eat infinity apples any more than you can eat undefined apples. It wasn't the real answer to the question you were trying to solve. Haskell (or whatever language) allowed you to enter logic that gave an invalid answer. You used the mathematical and functional operators to blow off your leg. You could probably use a more constrained language dealing specifically in "apples and eating" that would prevent you from getting an answer that wrong. Obviously you'd have trade offs in using that language though.
So let me try again: Haskell isn't any more a broken language because it let's you calculate apples incorrectly than C# is a broken language because you can print things multiple times.
I think you're being overly pedantic on this specific example, division by zero is a special case. Floating point numbers on all architectures are only approximate - 1/7 times 7 is seldom exactly equal to 1, in any language, but that doesn't mean floating point math on a computer is useless.