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A comment on Ask HN: Joke on CV?.
You also don't have "a CV"; you have a template that you adjust as required for each company. Some places may like "crushing it", so add it for them.
Remember that some companies have a vicious pre-filter. You misaddressed the envelope? Bin. Used "sincerely" instead of "faithfully"? Bin.
(But please do test this and write a blog post with the results!)
EDIT: your age is irrelevant information in the UK. By law they are not allowed to consider it so you should not have it on your cv.
Unless you named the recipient.
I prefer "yours hopefully" for job applications.
You also don't have "a CV"; you have a template that you adjust as required for each company. Some places may like "crushing it", so add it for them.
Remember that some companies have a vicious pre-filter. You misaddressed the envelope? Bin. Used "sincerely" instead of "faithfully"? Bin.
(But please do test this and write a blog post with the results!)
EDIT: your age is irrelevant information in the UK. By law they are not allowed to consider it so you should not have it on your cv.