Would just like to point out that though Haskell may be an interesting language this url and title itself is still needless, passive-aggressive douchebaggery from the author responsible, and a turnoff to many JS devs like myself who aren't fools and may want to consider Haskell one day.

'The depths to which JavaScript sucks are well-documented and well-understood.'

Same applies to Haskell. As with any language, humility please.