My mental picture of the author of this article is of one of the actors you see in bad late night infomercials. The ones that are too inept to use a regular knife for simple tasks, or put a lid on Tupperware.

Just like the people in this little gem: http://everythingisterrible.blogspot.com/2009/09/infomercial...

I think Vox needs to reevaluate who they hand out free breakfast to.