As some background - she claims that her arrest five years ago was a violation of her civil rights. Her 'crime'? Driving with fully-loaded assault rifles to her husband's prison, where they had planned to break him out.

Man, scribd gets worse every time I look at it. Cannot wait for its successor.

I was thinking the exact same thing, it's almost unusable.

It doesn't appear to even work on Windows Phone - it can't go to the next page or zoom in.

Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning!

I love the part about how long she has "studied" world history. Had me rolling! Absolutely priceless.

I could not finish because I was laughing too hard.

That whole paragraph is gold.

> Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice - I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings of American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don't you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they're unscrupulous losers like you, so it won t be happening.

Navy seal copypasta, you've got competition!

I have to say. Her writing is forceful, her passion palpable, and her grammar appears sound, in a Latinate legalistic sort of way.

Her diction, though, is for the ages.

I've heard of the insanity defense. Is this supposed to be the offensive variant?

EDIT: Not at all surprised to see this is from Florida.

I'm from Florida, I'm not surprised either.... SADLY enough... Depends what parts of Florida you go to though.

Can you explain this please? I'm from Europe.

Sure. Florida is the epicenter of Western insanity.

http://www.fark.com/topic/florida

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman

Having lived here most of my life, my hypothesis is that the heart of darkness lies somewhere near Fort Myers Beach.

If you must move to FL, don't move to Lee County if you can help it.

The United States has a lot of culture based on different states and geographical locations, states could seem like entirely different countries to some degree, culturally speaking.

As a New Jersey resident I feel weird whenever I'm in New York and Pennsylvania, despite both being about an hour drive from where I live.

Sort of a movement where people reject the federal government which always boils down to them not wanting to pay taxes.

> "United States of America have been overthrown."