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Re:List of April Fools' Day Announcements by rcarmo on Wednesday April 01, 2015 @02:50AM (#9302017)
CERN researchers confirm the existence of the Force

http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researche...

Re:List of April Fools' Day Announcements by sanoli on Wednesday April 01, 2015 @07:12AM (#9302806)
"...Kenobi's seminal paper "May the Force be with EU" – a strong argument that his experiment should be built in Europe – persuaded the CERN Council to finance..."
Re:List of April Fools' Day Announcements by johnl1479 on Wednesday April 01, 2015 @11:51AM (#9304514)
This is my favorite today so far

> With the research ongoing, many at CERN are already predicting that the Force will awaken later this year.

Re:List of April Fools' Day Announcements by JamyDev on Wednesday April 01, 2015 @10:59AM (#9304130)
For being the people who created the internet their website is rather slow...
Re:List of April Fools' Day Announcements by Chinjut on Wednesday April 01, 2015 @01:41PM (#9305366)
You mean, "created the World Wide Web".