> I don't want to fuck around with a salesguy, just tell me what it fucking costs.

I used to think this way until I started running a business and realized that people are people and they do things like give discounts, while web apps do not.

When we order with a web app we generally follow up with a call to a sales rep to see if we can get a discount (now, or in the future).

You should look into talking to people sometimes.