Re:Wet Wipes Box Says Flush, New York’s Sewer System Says Don’t
by tzs on Saturday March 14, 2015 @01:24AM
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This is the 21st century. We should be able to do a lot better. We should be able to have our sphinctors replaced with an artificial valve. This should be a standard size (or one of several standard sizes if one size does not fit all) and standard mechanism.
When you have to go, you sit down at a waste collection station, and a computer guided arm would connect a hose to your valve and open it. This can be designed so that at no time in this process is anything on the outside of the valve, the hose, or your body exposed to feces. All the feces goes into the hose. When you have been emptied, the valve is closed, the hose retracts, and its interior is cleaned.
That is how civilized people would take a crap (until we reach Star Trek levels of technology...then we'd just beam our feces out).
When you have to go, you sit down at a waste collection station, and a computer guided arm would connect a hose to your valve and open it. This can be designed so that at no time in this process is anything on the outside of the valve, the hose, or your body exposed to feces. All the feces goes into the hose. When you have been emptied, the valve is closed, the hose retracts, and its interior is cleaned.
That is how civilized people would take a crap (until we reach Star Trek levels of technology...then we'd just beam our feces out).