If you have moral qualms, only apply at banks. They deserve it.
The banks themselves won't even notice it.
Can you elaborate on that at all? The link you posted doesn't mention military hitchhiking, which sounds interesting to say the least.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space-A_travel
Also, I took a trip once in a (military) C-130H. Very loud (we had earplugs though), nylon mesh seating, but I was comfy and I slept or read most of the trip.
If anyone in the office had been travelling and then complained about their flight he'd say "Be glad it wasn't a C-130!" (or some military plane). I'm sure it would have been more practical to take commercial flights, but he loved the whole faux-spy thing of turning up at military bases and taking non-commercial flights.
I looked into hitching a ride on a C-130... not nearly as free or fun as you might think. You can if you are a journalist (or blogger!) and want to write a positive piece about the military.
In light of this story I will no longer bitch about coach. But travel does suck, and I can't wait for quantum transport to be a thing.