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Re:A girl who gets gifts from birds by rokhayakebe on Thursday February 26, 2015 @12:29PM (#9113717)
Man looks up to the sky in distress. Man prays to the Sun. Tomorrow problem is solved. Assumes Sun fixed problem. Meme spreads among men.

Addendum: Other man says this is random. Sun believer says don't insult my problem solver. Other man persists. Sun believer kills him.

Re:A girl who gets gifts from birds by lotsofmangos on Thursday February 26, 2015 @01:32PM (#9114219)
I think I may have worked at that company. Was the sun believer called Phil?
Re:A girl who gets gifts from birds by magentosargento on Thursday February 26, 2015 @04:00PM (#9115453)
Twist: It was Sun Microsystems