You will never find your socks. Google wants you to buy new socks. From them.

*from someone who pays them to advertise socks; per click.

Google is going to release Google Dresser, and it will be absolutely free! It will keep your whole wardrobe on the server and provide a simple and intuitive user interface through which you can browse, create, and wear outfits.

Google is willing to give away these dressers for free because Google makes money through the dresser advertisements, so the more time you spend with your dresser, the more advertising opportunities they have. Thus Google wants to make a better dressing experience for you because ultimately it turns into more revenue for them.

Next up: Google Life, helping you do more and reducing your need to sleep.

I know you guys are all joking, but those things really scare me.