It is the sports page. Even if it wasn't, how would a journalist segue from this to investment and careers?

"In other news, no matter how shrewd you are, you will never achieve a fraction of Tiger Wood's net worth. But let's talk about 401k plans, anyway."

or maybe

"If you happen to be rich, remember, Tiger Woods got there by playing golf - you had to spend 20 years trading natural gas futures in Calgary."

There doesn't seem to be a great angle...