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Re:How Caffeine Can Cramp Creativity (2013) by wpietri on Monday November 10, 2014 @07:18PM (#8587519)
> Doctor asks, "Well, how do you feel?"

This is why I am working on a line of medication whose only effect is to make people tell doctors that they feel much better now. It's showing great promise in early trials.

Re:How Caffeine Can Cramp Creativity (2013) by Lanzaa on Monday November 10, 2014 @07:32PM (#8587571)
Shock therapy had some interesting results in regards to this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapy