This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

A couple rely on hypothetical hardware features and so really belong on an iPhone feature wish-list. Nevertheless, I thought there were some good ideas.

#9 is doable and could be convenient on first dates or at conferences.

9) False number It happens to everyone – you take the other person's number to avoid giving out yours but then they ask for a missed call. Just type in their digits and the app rings them from a false but plausible number.

Yeah, except Apple would probably reject this one for being "Too confusing" or "Duplicating existing functionality" or something.

I like the jailtime app, helps me to decide whether to shoplift music or just download it. They might as well add a iLawyer app, with a virtual lawyer at your side, who needs to spend money defending yourself against the RIAA?