"Mass migrations between social networks are not as rare as people who are on their first social network tend to think."

Is that what Corey is complaining about? I read that he hates being stalked. I think he likes complaining about hating being stalked. Regardless, the fear of social networking because the "wrong" people might find you -- that's what makes Corey a pussy.

What difference does it make if your friends move to new social nets? No one is forcing you to do anything. Politely tell them you're giving up social networking.

In any event: much ado about nothing.