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Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by netcan on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @09:00AM (#8329720)
Common wisdom is that cofounders should be sought early on. However, this is not the only approach. The ideal cofounder is a socially awkward genius, a proverbial Wozniak. He is capable of long hours, engineering feats and brilliant work. Such a man is hard to seduce, by traditional means.

So, finding your Woz is one problem. An even trickier problem is ensnaring him. This requires some craftiness. One thing to avoid is ideas. Ideas just introduce the possibility of boring the Woz with a job he doesn't want to be doing. Instead, go straight to recruiting interns. I am really hesitant to say this, considering the moral implications but this is unavoidable: young attractive, impressionable interns. Female will usually work best, but you can't be certain. Some days an unusual bait will outfish everything so don't discount young men or other non traditional choices. Avoid over the top and extroverted beauty. An understated, geeky 23 year old brunette with a tendency to wide eyed admiration is a good, safe choice. Interns are available at affordable prices at your nearest University.

Once you've baited your hook, approach slowly. Ask questions. Advice. Try to use pose interesting challenges. This is a game of seduction. Her job is to bring him to you. You're job is to be hapless, but good hearted. Egalitarianism tendencies can be overpowering, Your Woz will not let this beautiful young woman (or man, do I have to keep doing this?) set herself up for failure. You must encourage an inescapable desire to be helpful, fueled by poorly understood romantic desires and a touch of fatherly care.

Step 2 underpants.

Step 3 profit

EDIT: I see this comment has been poorly received. Would anyone like to join me as junior cofounder of an internship startup?

Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by sergiotapia on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @09:02AM (#8329726)
What the fuck am I reading?
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by alexanderss on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @12:35PM (#8330836)
Seriously, this is what gives Hacker News a bad name.
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by netcan on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @09:17AM (#8329771)
language, please.
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by stuckFounder on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @12:46PM (#8330916)
There is some truths about humanity in these comments. The downvoters haven't thought this through.
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by netcan on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @03:49PM (#8332013)
does that make me a martyr?
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by fatihdonmez on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @10:36AM (#8330166)
I'm sold
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by netcan on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @11:49AM (#8330579)
You appear to be alone. I've been on this site for 2302 days and this is my least popular comment.
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by sebst on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @09:06AM (#8329742)
Whoha, that escalated quickly...
Re:How to Find the Right Co-Founders by netcan on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @09:26AM (#8329797)
The underpants represent a leap of faith.

Great art must start with the desire for that which is undeserved, persevere through an obsession with beauty and overcome a crisis of faith. The proverbial Wozniak is a warrior-poet. A follower of the the ways of elegance, rice-planting and dance. A Master of Sword, Pen and brush. He does not carry a second sword as an homage to his forebears, but as a tribute to forgotten masters who started this tradition keeping in equal measure the art of carrying and wielding his blades.