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Re:The Satoshi Nakamoto SourceForge account has been hacked by jrockway on Monday September 08, 2014 @08:29PM (#8288117)
No no, it's a conspiracy to create a conspiracy around the conspiracy.

Hanlon's Razor is instructive here.

Re:The Satoshi Nakamoto SourceForge account has been hacked by automatthew on Tuesday September 09, 2014 @11:26AM (#8290602)
Hanlon's Razor is enemy propaganda.