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Re:Experimental Ebola drug cured 100% of monkeys tested by Crito on Saturday August 30, 2014 @10:03PM (#8248209)
Wiki has humans and chimpanzees/bonobos in different subtribes, so humans wouldn't be under "Chimpanzees ->":

  Tribe Hominini
   Subtribe Panina
    Genus Pan
     Chimpanzee (common chimpanzee), Pan troglodytes
      Central chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes troglodytes
      Western chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes verus
      Nigeria-Cameroon chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes ellioti
      Eastern chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes schweinfurthii
     Bonobo (pygmy chimpanzee), Pan paniscus
   Subtribe Hominina
    Genus Homo
     Human, Homo sapiens
      Anatomically modern human, Homo sapiens sapiens
Re:Experimental Ebola drug cured 100% of monkeys tested by tejon on Saturday August 30, 2014 @10:54PM (#8248312)
Yeah, it's not the mainstream classification but it's been proposed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Chimpanzee) and I find it entertaining. So. ;)
Re:Experimental Ebola drug cured 100% of monkeys tested by lotsofmangos on Sunday August 31, 2014 @07:22AM (#8249039)
I particularly like Pans Narrans as a classification.

Though I suspect that Pans Superbia might be unfortunately closer to the mark.