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Re:Ask YC: Are there *any* startups using ASP.NET? by jimbokun on Tuesday November 20, 2007 @02:51PM (#82085)
"If you want something like an animated dancing baby that does different dances depending on your current stock portfolio and can sing out your RSS feeds in different languages..."

Hey! How did you find out about my startup idea?

Re:Ask YC: Are there *any* startups using ASP.NET? by DanielBMarkham on Tuesday November 20, 2007 @02:53PM (#82088)
My lawyer says I'm forced to notify you that I own the rights to the dancing-baby-stock-singing-RSS-multilingual device.

Of course, you're free to use a chicken.

Re:Ask YC: Are there *any* startups using ASP.NET? by jimbokun on Tuesday November 20, 2007 @11:23PM (#82340)
How about a pigeon?
Re:Ask YC: Are there *any* startups using ASP.NET? by DanielBMarkham on Tuesday November 20, 2007 @11:26PM (#82343)
Sorry. My patent claims include all animals with an even number of letters.

Also things that rhyme with "slink"