> What's left? a YAML resume?

Already done: https://github.com/divad12/resume

Non-'standard' resumes are terrible for recruiters as they have to be parsed before they can be read properly or added to any tool they may be using.

By 'standard' I pretty much mean PDF.

In EU the Europass CV [1], or "Standard European CV" as everybody calls it, is the de-facto standard CV. It is often the compulsory format for CV for jobs in the public sector and it is also suggested by many businesses.

[1] http://europass.cedefop.europa.eu/en/about

groff

    $ curl http://r.dakko.us/klange.7 | man /dev/stdin

I'd like to see a quine resume.

I think there would need to be some genetic engineering involved.

A Brainfuck one will show up sooner or later.