Re:Emojli – The emoji-only network
by TazeTSchnitzel on Monday June 30, 2014 @02:44PM
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I wanted to make a personal blogging platform for myself to vent to. I often vent on tumblr, but it annoys my friends. So why not vent to /dev/null? Same effect, but /dev/null doesn't care about my feelings. It is always there to comfort me. It's never going to give me up, never going to let me down, never going to run around and desert me.
(Apologies for the rickroll, but that was a serious idea of mine.)
Oh great. Now I'll have that song in my head the whole day, you sneaky bastard!
You're welcome to vent on noj.li.
Also a platform where comments are required to be in the form of a poem would mitigate trolls and SPAM. poem.us anyone?
...that actually doesn't sound too bad.
No SPAM, no trolls, stupid "Yo", no boring emoticons. Since you can't post, there is no need to signup. Never forget your password, again.
So let's present to you our new signup page, where you can't signup at all. In contrast to other so called soon to be in existence social networks, our product is here. And it scales indefinitely.
/satire