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Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by ujjwalg on Friday August 28, 2009 @01:30AM (#790811)
On a side note, google should definitely get its act together related to customer service. I have heard so many horror stories about google's indifferent/insignificant customer service lately.
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by 10ren on Friday August 28, 2009 @02:28AM (#790872)
"I think I've saved $64 million since we started talking," replied Google.

Google, being founded and run by Comp Sci PhDs, wants to automate everything. Though they don't publicize it, they are practically an AI company. Unfortunately if the Google Corporation complaints division succeeds in this automation, the first words spoken by a strong AI probably won't be along the lines of "What hath God wrought", or "I am become the angel of death", but more like "Share and Enjoy".

"Share and Enjoy" is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.

The motto stands — or rather stood — in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young complaints executives — now deceased.

The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration. http://flag.blackened.net/dinsdale/dna/book2.html

Calvin and Jobs http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2723090810_6501c93ae2_o....

Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by patio11 on Friday August 28, 2009 @02:43AM (#790886)
On a side note, google should definitely get its act together related to customer service.

This implies that they're incompetent at providing customer service. My biggest fear is that this behavior is by design, that they are achieving all their customer service objectives, and that they have the metrics to prove it.

Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by DTrejo on Friday August 28, 2009 @03:23AM (#790933)
(Meaning that they have low customer service objectives?)
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by onreact-com on Friday August 28, 2009 @03:49AM (#790979)
Yeah. Don't pay people to do customer service is still more profitable than losing a few customers a they are not many search and Adsense/Adwords alternatives that can really compete when it comes to reach.
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by Ardit20 on Friday August 28, 2009 @10:05AM (#791372)
That's walking a very tight rope as the way you put it sounds very much like monopolistic behavior. I would suggest that it does not make business sense to have the government looking over you as being an evil monster, which, is most probably what will occur if the horror stories continue.
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by kijiki on Friday August 28, 2009 @07:24PM (#792483)
Governments move slowly, and execs (and shareholders) rarely look past the next quarter.
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by jacquesm on Friday August 28, 2009 @01:56AM (#790841)
Side note to your side note:

http://blog.taragana.com/index.php/archive/google-kills-anti...

There are plenty more like that. I've also noticed a tendency to adsense account holders to avoid talking about issues in public because this may 'rock the boat'.

Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by shiranaihito on Friday August 28, 2009 @03:10AM (#790919)
And the same excuse again:

While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers

Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by there on Friday August 28, 2009 @01:44AM (#790831)
especially in the instances where they've taken over companies that previously had, at the least, decent support.

in postini's web administration panel, there are certain actions that require you to contact support to be done. now that google owns them and you have to contact google, it's a long, painful process.

Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by ujjwalg on Friday August 28, 2009 @01:45AM (#790833)
we should just make this post top news at HN for as long as we can.. hopefully someone at google will notice it...
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by jacquesm on Friday August 28, 2009 @02:27AM (#790871)
Re:Make Frontpage of Slashdot, Reddit, Hacker News == Google... by vaksel on Friday August 28, 2009 @02:17AM (#790863)
that's because they are pinching every penny, their support is probably outsourced to some drone farm in india.