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Re:The Nerd Handbook by edw519 on Sunday November 11, 2007 @11:49AM (#78422)
function NotSureYouAreANerd() {

SenseOfHumor.show()

}

Re:The Nerd Handbook by DanielBMarkham on Sunday November 11, 2007 @12:27PM (#78430)
makesLotsOfMoney = true;

isConfidentInAbilities = true;

function AmINerd()

{

    if (isConfidentInabilities && makesLotsOfMoney)
    {
        return true;
    }
    else
    {
        throw nullSenseOfHumorException;
    }
}