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Re:The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest by leephillips on Monday May 19, 2014 @10:37PM (#7770966)
"E-mail entries should be in the body of the message, not in an attachment (and it would be really swell if you submitted your entries in Arial 12 font)."

I don't understand. Maybe because I've only used Mutt for 20 years. Is it a joke?

Re:The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest by ctdonath on Monday May 19, 2014 @11:33PM (#7771134)
Staring at the Braille-like letters formed of gargantuan pixels on the screen with the finesse of sandbags being hurtled in place against the torrent of information pouring down his Ethernet connection, the notion of finely crafting the text of an email message with the pristine elegance of detail rendered to the precision of not just the vulgarity of a "dozen" but to the exactness of "12" typesetter's points escaped him like a pedigree-free canine chasing a slobber-laden ball.
Re:The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest by Strang on Tuesday May 20, 2014 @12:08AM (#7771207)
I think it's a polite way of requesting that emails not use garish fonts and colors. Just imagine how many submissions he must get in illegible "handwriting" fonts.
Re:The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest by ctdonath on Tuesday May 20, 2014 @10:21AM (#7772644)
Parent uses "Mutt", an email program using a UI so old it's probably endorsed by the Society For Creative Anachronism; the notion of "fonts" or "colors" in email, however garish, is incomprehensible to him. For that email client, content is ASCII text, nothing more.