Re:Can This Web Be Saved? Mozilla Accepts DRM, and We All Lose
by couchand on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @08:31PM
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Mozilla: Goddammit EFF, you fucking asshole. Everything's a fucking travesty with you man!
EFF: I'm sorry, it was an accident.
Mozilla: What was that shit about the open web? What the fuck does anything have to do with the open web?
EFF: Dude, I'm sorry...
Mozilla: What the fuck are you talking about?
EFF: Dude, I'm sorry...
Mozilla: Fucking... fuck, EFF.
EFF: Come on, dude. Hey, fuck it, man, let's go bowling.
EFF: Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the open web? Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill!
Mozilla: what's the point, man? why should I die on this hill?
EFF: it's a fucking important hill dude. Unchecked DRM aggression.
Mozilla: what about my browser market share?
EFF: What the fuck are you talking about? Browser share is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT...
Mozilla: Well, the problem is... They're gonna kill my browser share! Man!
Donny is the open web I guess. His death was predestined by circumstances and certainly not the Dude's fault. Also, I think it would be best if no one tells the EFF how DNS works.