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Re:The Dumb Way We Board Airplanes Remains Impervious to Goo... by bdamm on Thursday May 08, 2014 @08:54PM (#7718696)
Amazing how we assume there is a need to board the plane faster. It likely doesn't matter how quickly you can board the plane, since the process of loading luggage, fuel, and preparing the airplane for flight will still take as long as it does and often takes longer. Have you ever sat in your seat and watched the baggage handlers load luggage?

Deplaning is another matter, of course, and generally I think that is actually quite efficient. People who hold up the lines are usually embarrassed and therefore police themselves. Every once in a while a fool holds up the line, but mostly each person adds no more time than the space ahead of them can allow.

Proof? Ok, how often do you find yourself in a secondary lineup, bag in hand, near the door of the aircraft? Nobody in your way now but the lineup ahead to get out of the corridor.

Re:The Dumb Way We Board Airplanes Remains Impervious to Goo... by mapt on Friday May 09, 2014 @03:17AM (#7719763)
I don't understand why we haven't containerized & mechanized luggage after it passes through whatever mandatory security exists. Those baggage handlers + conveyor belts aren't just slow, they are dealing with things well beyond the weight limit at which average humans are able to set things down gently, and they're doing it at the limit of their arm extension - which often translates into a throwing motion.
Re:The Dumb Way We Board Airplanes Remains Impervious to Goo... by timmyelliot on Thursday May 08, 2014 @09:48PM (#7718878)
>>Amazing how we assume there is a need to board the plane >>faster

I agree. For all I know, it's part of their business model to make a small profit off of selling fast-passes.