Oh your want high bandwidth and low latency? Just like Tesla doesn't have a dealership in my neighborhood, providers aren't available in their area that offers both of those things either.

They use to use pairbonded dial-up, then ISDN. Been on Satellite (high-band down, dial-up up then bi-directional) for the last 10 years or so. They've been thinking of switching to a 4g hotspot recently, which is similar bandwidth and half the latency (and similar cost for their uses).