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Re:Xkcd: Heartbleed Explanation by mitosis on Friday April 11, 2014 @07:28AM (#7572250)
Your wife seems to be affected by the recently discovered vulnerability. It would be advisable to upgrade her firmware to the latest version.
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Re:Xkcd: Heartbleed Explanation by SimHacker on Saturday April 12, 2014 @01:49PM (#7578538)
And don't forget to immediately revoke your old marriage certificate, reissue a new one, and invalidate all your old keys and cookies, or else your relationship is vulnerable to a man in the middle attack, like Dr. Frank-N-Furter did to Brad and Janet! [1]

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m62xw7EWJDE

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Re:Xkcd: Heartbleed Explanation by angelbar on Friday April 11, 2014 @09:36AM (#7572727)
HN, funny button?
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