for ["Microsoft", "Oracle"]
      {print  "We hateses ~a. \n
              Dirty nasty stinking ~a took our precious."}

In days of yore, the big three personalities were Gates, Jobs, and Ellison because those with an interest in creating lists of villains and heroes were inclined to hedge there bets - Gates alone might not be enough a villain for their shining knight. But then, and even more so now, Oracle and Ellison never had enough popular culture mindshare to make the Slam Books of those who keep slam books but for a narrow segment of an echoing technical community much of which didn't like Java when it still lived under Sun, anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slam_book