I have just reworded the article to be slightly less verbally offensive. "Pervert" stays (as that's only self-deprecating), but "raping" is now "abusing".

Yeah, that's still loaded, but please keep in mind that the whole article is very much tongue-in-cheek. It's not about bro culture, or trying to make rape seem funny. I should have known better, but don't assume that "rape" must imply "violence towards women". I am guilty of using the former term, but certainly not in the meaning of the latter. All the compilers among you have my sincerest apologies.