Re:Microsoft Will Soon Bring Back The Start Menu In Windows 8.1
by userbinator on Wednesday April 02, 2014 @10:14PM
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As the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes you don't want a thousand, you only want one or two.
I kept trying to find "control panel" to add a second monitor, for example, but one of those tiles spontaneously showed me a video of an fscking carnival in Rio!
Then, another flashed a bikini babe in Miami.
Then, another flashed a severe weather warning on another continent...
It was like being in the control room of a news station! Pretty like a Christmas tree or fireworks, but *first I have to help my girlfriend set up her computer to write her dissertation."