Better yet, how about moving some hardware work to Dallas? :)

This was worthy of a downvote? Why?

I'm not the one that downvoted you, but here's why:

It's as groan-inducingly absurd as "how about you mail me a full stack of strawberry pancakes flaked with gold, just because I asked nicely?"

It adds nothing to the conversation but a silly, burdensome request thinly veiled as a lame joke.

Fair enough.