If you see a goatse illustration in the heading of the article (thank you for bringing that even up, HN is read worldwide, it's dinner time somewhere all the time) then you really need help. Apologies for bringing it up again.

It appears there is some comfort for you in knowing that you at least are not alone in this. I have to wonder how long you stared at the subject of your association though in order to develop such a strong likelyhood in seeing analogies in unrelated images ?