What has "too long, didn't read" come to mean nowadays? Your dl:dr version is not significantly shorter than the 2 lines above and it is also not a summary.
Re:Facebook acquires Oculus VR
by TrainedMonkey on Tuesday March 25, 2014 @07:01PM
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Good point, edited the post.
In any case, I think we should wait and see what Facebook does before crying foul.