Daily Mail headline generator:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
"WILL TEENAGE SEX DEFRAUD HOMEOWNERS?"
"WILL THE FRENCH BURGLE YOUR CHILDREN?"
"HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH KILLED BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?"
"ARE TEACHERS DEVALUING PROPERTY PRICES?"
The main themes in the Daily Mail headlines being: cancer, property prices, immigrants and celebrities...
Meanwhile, my family has had excellent experiences with the NHS recently, I live and work in the center of a fantastic city (Edinburgh), I know plenty of excellent hotels and restaurants, I don't drink expensive coffee, I know plenty of good beers and outside the sky is blue...
[Amused to see the other comment mentioning the Daily Mail - it really is poison.]