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Re:Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto Denies All Bitcoin Ties in Verifi... by Crito on Monday March 17, 2014 @04:15PM (#7417784)
My girlfriend works at a bakery. She swears that one day an elderly Elvis and Tupac came in together, bought some pastries with bitcoin, then told her they invented the entire thing.
Re:Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto Denies All Bitcoin Ties in Verifi... by VMG on Monday March 17, 2014 @07:12PM (#7418763)
Al Gore has never denied being Satoshi:

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnXo1o_XnQ

Re:Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto Denies All Bitcoin Ties in Verifi... by 345723 on Monday March 17, 2014 @06:07PM (#7418455)
I believe it.
Re:Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto Denies All Bitcoin Ties in Verifi... by AJ007 on Monday March 17, 2014 @06:47PM (#7418640)
Score:5 Funny