Re:Dear HN — if php blogging platforms are junk, what do you...
by sadanapalli on Wednesday March 05, 2014 @06:20AM
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I would suggest Octopress/Jekyll framework to serve static web pages from a VPS such as DigitalOcean/linode. You may as well use Github Pages to host your web pages if that meets your needs.
This will meet many of your needs listed.