We were TOTALLY planning on having a fair and balanced conversation with you, and listening to everything you had to say, and telling you the truth. But those darn T-shirts have ruined everything, by hurting our feelings. Now there can be no conversation, because our feelings are hurt, and we are totally disappointed that you've forced us to refuse to have the conversation we were really looking forward to having! And it's all the fault of the mean people wearing those conversation stopping T-shirts.