I do? Nice to know. American people must be really generous giving 150 military bases to a dude who isn't even US citizen. I wonder what they give to citizens - it must be at least 10 military bases in 300 countries!

I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to abide though. I guess you call me to abstain from invading foreign countries? I was going to invade Poland tomorrow, but if you say so, I won't. Citizens of Poland, you're welcome.